Morgan J. - Crunch The Unicorn

One day, long ago in the meadows of ancient Greece their lived a handsome flying horse with a lush golden mane flowing off of its head, and a muscular body that stood straight, wings that were like a painting painted by god, and hind quarters that… well… you get the point he was handsome. His name was Pegasus. Also living in the meadows of ancient Greece, there lived not so handsome unicorn named Crunch. She was ugly as a burst pimple, and no one ever went near her. Crunch was desperately in love with Pegasus, but Pegasus completely hated Crunch because Crunch was the ugliest unicorn in Greece, and Pegasus did not want to be seen in public with a freak like Crunch. So, one day, Crunch devised the perfect plan to get Pegasus to love her. It was to concoct a love potion to slip in Pegasus’s tea that she would get from Cupid.

The next morning while Pegasus was at the gym, Crunch snuck into his house dressed like a ninja. To make everything seem more dramatic Crunch did some unnecessary summersaults and ninja flips resulting in almost breaking her nose – again. After this unnecessary activity Crunch opened the fridge, took out the tea, and dumped to love potion into it. Crunch then made her way back to her house and waited. That night Crunch woke the sound of rocks being tossed at her window, confused she got up and looked outside. There, in the golden sun with his luscious mane flowing in the wind, and his muscles reflecting the sun like a bronze statue, stood Pegasus. She ran outside with joy that the love potion had worked.

After a few months of dating, Crunch became sick of Pegasus, sure he loved her and she loved him, but he was a conceded jerk whose top priorities were in this order: the gym, sports, and then her -- IF HE HAD TIME! Realizing the mistake of ever making him fall in love with her against his will, Crunch hated herself. She immediately ran away and no one could find her. Heartbroken Pegasus then put her image in the sky right next to his so he could stare at her all day.

Crunch’s image is made up of the stars, Banana, Chocolate, and Split. Banana, Chocolate and Split make up Crunch’s head while you have to use your imagination for the rest of her. Her image appears in the northern sky next to Pegasus and can be seen all year long by everyone in the world.