Jake P.

The Snuggler, the Snuggler of the sky, was once just a socially awkward man from Greece. His story began thousands of years ago deep in the stars. Orion the Hunter was the protector of Greece and everyone in it, but one day during his great battle against the evil Squirrel Army and their protector, Aptomis Prime. Orion defeated most of the Squirrel Army, but then they cheated by calling in the Autobot, Atomies Prime. Aptomis Prime struck down Orion with his nooby proton cannon, witch is also cheating.


The Greeks saw Aptomis and his evil ways, so the Greeks needed to heal Orion, but how? The Greeks then remembered about their city's most awkward man, Richard Snuggles. The man that snuggles people when he first meets them. The Greeks Gods gave Richard the super, mega, ultra, ghetto snuggle powers turning him into THE SNUGGLER!

The Snuggler was a wide and very hairy man wearing a yellow polo and very, very, very short jean shorts. The powers they gave him made him that his snuggles will instantly heel or bring a person back to life. Then the Greeks sent The Snuggler into the sky to then revive Orion. Orion later destroyed The Squirrel Army and defeated Aptomis Prime, all thanks to The Snuggler.